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CIA doggies

Dustin Du Cane

— 8 min read

The running Shiba inus of capitalism! Imperialist dogs! CIA wolf puppies!

Ukraine started some kind of offensive action yesterday but its defence minister took the time to troll tankies, vatniks and Russians over their increasing hysteria about the very good bois of #NAFO. Who also fund the crews of artillery pieces.

This is top-quality shitposting memelording that proves that smart adults can still beat 14-year-old pimply oblast trolls at their own game. And the useful idiot MacBook armed vatniks in the West.

Russki agents and useful idiots decry NAFO as a CIA plot. Once they’ve made this assertion, there is no way to disprove it. They will find proof in both any evidence to support this assertion and to deny it. The Ukrainian defence minister changing his avatar to a fella will make it indisputable, for the vatniks, that NAFO is a CIA/MI6/Mossad/ABW plot. If Ukraine had ignored the fellas then that would also be proof as they would be ‘blatantly avoiding mentioning their puppets’. Also, the Pope has called out NAFO. Is Rothrock giving the Pope moral authority?

More ‘proof’:

The vatniks mass block persons subscribing to Fella accounts so you might not be able to check out their accounts easily, if you’ve never interacted with a blue tick moron who supports Russia but they’ve blocked you, then they’re doing a block based on who you follow.

Meanwhile a rather strange war is taking place between one of the key NAFO branded accounts @kremlintrolls (an old account) and a person that KT alleges (since at least 2017) is a GRU plant, a fake oppositiony figure. I’m providing the posts and some commentary without making allegations - as a study in how the chaos that the Kremlin sows might be leading to fratricidal warfare or misfiring plots. Personally I think KT is fine.

There are five possible scenarios, this is blue on red, red on blue, red on red (accidental or deliberate) or blue on blue.

I think KT and/or NAFO are legit or at worst, which I 99.9999% doubt, they’re an out-of-control oblast meme troll operation doing more good (for Ukr) than harm. My grandfather ran anti-propaganda operations by shit-posting Germans with fake newspapers and got sent to Auschwitz for his troubles. The Germans couldn’t believe he was the author of the newspapers which were in perfect German, plus he only 21, and the vatniks can’t believe NAFO are just adults and not CIA cyber ninjas.

NAFO have raised almost 200k for Ukrainian causes.

There might of course be a couple of blue and red agents in the NAFO ranks at this point.

However NAFO is booming with people joining, spreading the word and raising money:

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As for the GRU allegation about KT, maybe prof Finkel has been infiltrated by the GRU in the form of NAFO!

Other academics getting involved:

My favorite drunk Russian ambassador, author of “You pronounced this nonsense. Not me.” is a key figure in the NAFO wars. See my earlier post about his genocidal demands.

Blue tick shields drunk genocidal ambassador
Update: 19 August I submitted my piece “Russian embassy demands war crimes, Twitter doesn’t mind” to two ‘proper’ journals before posting it here. It was written during some nasty personal circumstances and I still have trouble reading it. But I’m glad I wrote it.
Fallout

Drinky ambassador gets a special mention here:

NAFO is obviously part of the CIA plot.

All in all a fascinating subject and I think Dr Matthew Ford @matthewford might analyze this for Radical War 2.0. Somebody might write it this up first :(

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